File this under “we couldn’t make this sh*t up.” His ‘hairness’, Donald Trump, the billionaire host of NBC’s dying reality series, The Apprentice, will do just about anything to stay in the spotlight. That includes betting his trademark ‘do against fellow billionaire, WWE owner, Vince McMahon.

On April 1 WrestleMania 23 hits Detroit. Donald Trump will be there. He appeared on Thursday’s edition of WWE Raw and challenged Vince McMahon to a fight. Don’t worry – neither billionaire will risk his ass-ets in the ring. Rather, they’ll have WWE fighters do the wrestling.

However, the billionaires are putting their hair on the line. If Trump’s wrestler – who has yet to be named – loses, he’ll shave his head.

So far McMahon has the advantage. Tickets are sold-out for WrestleMania 23 and ratings for all WWE shows are on the upswing. Meanwhile, the current version of The Apprentice is continuing its slow decline.

We’re keeping our fingers crossed for the big match. We think it’s high time that the Trumpster got a new ‘do. Don’t you?