I love my reality TV. I watch so much of it that I don’t have time – or the energy – to recap whole series for you. Besides, we have so much other fun stuff to discuss.

Here are some of my picks for highlights, or lowlights depending upon your perspective, from the Reality TV shows I’ve been watching this week so far:

Top Chef 2: The chefs get liquored up and attempt to shave Marcel’s head. No one likes Marcel, but Cliff takes things to far and gets physical with him, even pinning the guy to the floor. Cliff is sent home for his behavior. Elia and Ilan did shave their heads and get to go to Hawaii to battle it out in a finale with Sam and Marcel. Is it getting hot in herre, or is it me?

Surreal Life: Fame Games I – Brigitte Nielsen almost hooked up with Ron Jeremy. There are so many things wrong with that scenario that I’m starting to wish that Valtrex would sponsor the show. Ewww!

Surreal Life: Fame Games II – Vanilla Ice wins yet another challenge. This time he impresses the heck out of casting director Victoria Burrows and gets a part in Resident Evil 3. Rob Van Winkle is cool, y’all. I never realized! Now, I’m going to have to rethink my life. Maybe put up a Millie Vanilla poster or two. 

I Love New York – Pootie can’t handle being grilled by Apprentice meanie, Omarosa. He realizes he’s a financial failure and has a nervous breakdown. He passes out and slides down a flight of stairs. New York sends him out on a ‘date’ with her mama. Soon after, he leaves the competition for some much-needed counseling.

American Idol – the crew goes to Memphis. They get cussed out and cursed at, but find a shining star called Sundance Head. A dude also misses the birth of his second child to audition for Simon, Paula and Randy. He makes it to Hollywood, but I’ve gotta know – where are his priorities?