Reality TV is all over the tube. It’s so hard to keep up with it. At Teamrt we watch enough of it so you don’t have to. Truthfully, we have no time or attention span for long-winded recaps. We prefer the gossip and people news. Other sites do recaps so much better anyway.

However, we can always take a few minutes to dish about the moments that are the highest, or lowest, in the genre during the week.

Surreal Life: Fame Games – The teams are supposed to trash a room. The B-list team, which consists of Brigitte Nielsen, Verne Troyer, Emmanuel “Manny” Lewis, Traci Bingham and Joanie “Chyna Doll” Laurer lost in no small part because the Laurer, a former wrestler, walked through the room and ‘creatively’ did nothing.

After the challenge, she couldn’t understand why her teammates were upset with her. Duh!

I Love New York – This show is incredibly low. This week the boyz went to Church with New York’s mama. They also had to build a dog house for New York’s pooch. Guess what – the most tasteless, trashy and flashy abode won the day. Yuck!

Grease: You’re The One That I Want – Austin Miller shared some of his childhood pain with his. The current hottie used to be a fattie. Wow! Now I just have to vote for him.

American Idol – The auditions are like a bipolar roller coaster. You go low, then you get high and then you take a nosedive. Oh man! The lows – Let’s call her ‘Chicken Lady’. She wore yellow feathers and, at the ripe old age of  52, tried to sing her way on the show. Um, the age limit is 28, people. The highs - Chris Sligh is a mop top Jack Osbourne look-alike who can really sing. He also told the judges that he wanted to be the next American Idol to make David Hasselhoff cry. We love this kid in a completely platonic way. Then, there’s Jamie Lynn Ward who wants to win so she can buy her grandma a one-floor house to make it easier for her to take care of Jamie’s paralyzed daddy. The man shot hisself in the neck after shooting his ex-wife. Apparently, Jamie’s step-mommy cheated on him – A LOT!

Ewww – weee! We’re not sure what’s real anymore. Calling American Idol reality TV this season seems like quite a stretch, doesn’t it?

That's it for this week. You know we'll be back with more of these gems soon.