It’s been a rough couple of weeks ‘round here. Yup! We moved to new servers and well, things didn’t go as smoothly as we’d have hoped. Now, we’re baaaaaaaccck. The best news is that the Reality TV world didn’t stop turning. Oh no, y’all! There was a lot of stuff going down while we were down.

Surreal Life: Fame Games – Andrea Lowell cried to get her way and Chyna was sent packing. This upset the rest of the famegamers. They were mostly relieved when she lost the Back to Reality Game and was the next contestant to go. Adios!

I Love New York – Tiffany Pollard got rid of two more suitors. She ditched 12-Pack after she caught him lying to her. He was obviously on the show to further his career. Ya think, homegirl? D’uh. Then, she took her “Fantastic Four” on dates. Tango and Real went golfing. They even crashed the golf cart. It was awesome. Then, Whiteboy and Chance got on a hot air balloon. Tiff was miffed ‘cuz she was afraid that the flames from the balloon would singe her weave. ROTFLMAO! You can’t make this sh*t up. In the end, she told Whiteboy to get up outta her crib ‘cuz he only broke it off with his galpal of five years a month before the show started.

Ouch!

The CW premiered The Pussycat Dolls: Search for the Next Doll on Tuesday the 6^th. It was amazing. Little kitties dressing up like sluts trying to be as fly as Nicole and the other gals in PCD. Then, someone gets sick and the CW shows vomiting all over the place. During eliminations, there was a medical crew with IVs hooked up for the sick wanna-bes. This week, they released another kitty back into the wild because she was too slutty.

No, you didn’t read that wrong.

Sundance, Antonella, Jarred and Sabrina were kicked off of American Idol. Sanjaya remains despite dismal performances. He even outlasted Brandon Rogers who forgot his words during Diana Ross week on the big stage. Amazingly enough – Haley Scarnato, who also forgot her words and cried over it – escaped elimination too.

On Top Model, Tyra told Samantha to go home ‘cuz she wasn’t ready to be a model. Then, she gave the gals their makeovers. Too bad peeps like Renee didn’t have their attitudes readjusted. Man, she’s a real b*tch. Poor Jael got some terrible news. One of her friends OD’d. However, she proved that she’s a force in the competition by delivering some fierce photos and dedicating them to her deceased pal.

Papa Smurf, aka Gary, had an allergic reaction to something on the island and left the Survivor: Fiji competition. The castaways decided to keep their luxurious digs and opted to vote another person off of their tribe. Liliana, the army gal with the kick-ass bod and flirtatiousness, was sent away. Meanwhile, Ravu has yet to win a challenge. The tribe spoke and decided Rita Verreos’ time was up, y’all.

Finally, Romber (Rob & Amber Mariano) were ousted from The Amazing Race. After winning three rounds in a row – and some sweet vacations from Travelocity – the team to beat was defeated by spelling (It’s P-H-I-L-I-P-P-I-N-E-S, Rob!) and some bad decisions. They even lost to Charla and Mirna. Ouch!

Okay, well that’s about it for now. You know the world of reality will keep turning and we’ll just be burning to tell you all about it. ‘Til next time.