We’re really sick of the Dick Donato story. He’s rude, crude and abusive to his fellow houseguests. He has cussed out, gotten in the face of and threatened at least three of the other Hamsters this season. He’s really a piece of work, and he belongs in a different kind of house. That one has bars, or we’d settle for one with a nice padded room and special jackets.

Dick’s strategy is to intimidate. If he can’t get people to fear him, he’ll just yell at them until they get so upset that they can’t do anything but screw up.

As terrible of a houseguest as he is, Dick is a decent dad. He loves Daniele, although we feel sorry for her, wondering what her upbringing must be. We also find ourselves imagining why she ever could’ve stopped talking to her dad at the ripe old age of 15.

Hmmm? Dick doesn’t seem like a difficult dad to have, right?

Although we think Dick’s strategy of having the Hamsters hate him so they’ll vote him out over Daniele is sweet in a sick and twisted sort of way, we can’t condone his behavior. We’re also really upset that his ‘fans’ got on the BB8 message boards and urged everyone to vote for Dustin in the America’s Player challenge.

Dick needs to go home. If we could say one thing to the Hamsters this week, it would be – VOTE TO EVICT DICK!

Would you really want to live with a person like that? We wouldn’t!