By Panndyra Chaos

The ladies learned more about moving gracefully this week and evoking emotion from Benny Ninja. They strapped on some ice skates and hit the rink with Lloyd Eisler, who met his current ladylove and baby mama, Kristy Swanson, on FOX’s short-lived reality show, Skating with Celebrities. Lisa came out on top as the challenge winner and the rest of the gals were drinking some serious hater-ade ‘cuz they were ticked off that she pulled the win off. They were like, “How could she win, she wasn’t that good?”

Saleisha decided to let Lisa know what everyone was saying about her. Lisa said she didn’t care, but we know better and so did the panel because she talked about it there. Tyra and the judges reminded her not to “let anyone else dull your shine.”

That’s why we love this show - it’s so inspirational for young women. (We’re only being partially sarcastic here.)

Janet, aka Baby Liza ‘cuz she looks so much like a young  - and more attractive, dare we say it? – Liza Minnelli, talked about how she doesn’t want to go home yet. That’s why it’s no surprise that after a lackluster photo shoot, Janet got the boot.

Lisa, despite her difficulties with the other girls, got her pic first. Chantal and Jenah were also safe. However, Jenah was told she needs to look more model-ly and less raggedy when she walks into panel. We agree. The girl’s hair looks like straw. Did she bring a hairbrush with her, or … can she at least borrow one from someone else? Puh-lease!

Saleisha is through to the next round. The panel told her she looked hip-hop in her pic. Hmmm? Can’t imagine why? Perhaps the Rihanna-esque haircut y’all gave her in the makeover episode is finally connecting with the judges. Does anyone else see the resemblance? It’s a total compliment. I mean if I looked like Rihanna, I wouldn’t be wasting my time writing this whack recaps, now would I?

Bianca was applauded for her smile and keeping her eyes open while squinting them in her picture. We’re not sure what that means and we don’t care. The girl looked fierce and that’s all that mattahs!

Ambreal joined Janet in the bottom two. The drama queen – ‘cuz she studies musical theater at Howard University – was given a reprieve, but we don’t think she’ll last long in the competition. And, what’s with Tyra giving Heather the business about her profile pics? Isn’t Tyra the one that chooses the images? Next time, she should choose a different, head-on shot to show everyone that the girl can rock it full-on like we know she can.

Panndyra out.