Amber Sivayus is probably the most emotional player in Big Brother history, and this is not a good thing. She cries all the time. Amber cries when someone does something nice. She cries when someone does something mean. She cries when the sun shines, when it doesn’t and basically when the wind blows. We said she was emotional. In fact, Amber is so emotional that we think CBS needs to do a product tie-in with Kleenex each week. They’d clean up with Amber in the house.

Amber even cried when she said she wouldn’t cry anymore. That was it for us. At first it was funny. Then, we turned it into a drinking game. Several weeks and a potential rehab in the works later, she’s still crying. Amber and Jameka have been nominated for eviction. She cried. She also said that she almost lost her faith in God when she didn’t win the POV, but…when Dani took her off the block, well, it seems her belief system was somewhat restored.

Dani was, of course, just looking out for herself. She asked Amber not to put her up if Amber won HOH next week. Despite Jameka’s advice not to give Dani too much, Amber kept offering Dani more and more stuff like – whenever I get HOH, I won’t put you up. No matter what. I will vote the way you want me to this week - even if it’s for Jameka. Whoa! She also said that if she won the POV next week, she wouldn’t use it if it meant that Dani would go up.

And Amber is always going on and on about what a good person she is and loyal and faithful and all that.

Sure, we believe her.

On a lighter note, Eric and Jessica’s improbable showmance continues. America’s Player gave his fave gal his “Woobie”, a childhood toy that BB concocted for Eric. Jessica totally ate it up and is now sleeping with Woobie. Awwww! How cute.

Dani did use the POV to take Amber off the block. She put Jen up instead. Jen vowed to fight it. When she stays – she’s confident that she will and why shouldn’t she be, the girl has been on the block three times and hasn’t left yet – she has vowed to go after Dick and Danielle with everything she’s got.

Sure, we believe her. If she's still there.