Bravo’s “Make Me A Supermodel” verged on the pornographic this week. Thursday night, the sexy wannabes worked on their sexual chemistry. Nothing was really off-limits. In the beginning of the episode, we delved deeper into the sexual tension between married prison guard, Ben, and Alex P. Keaton-like Ronnie. Aryn makes this a sexy three-way. In fact, Aryn and Ronnie joked about taking one of Ben’s nipples each.

Yes, you read that right.

Katie wondered how Ben’s wife would react to all of this. Frankly, we don’t think she’d be thrilled, but that’s our opinion.

During the practice photo shoot, each of the models got down and dirty with other models. Nearly naked and writhing around, the models returned back to their casa together. Oh yes – in case you’re wondering Dominic didn’t survive America’s vote…he’s gone.

The next day, the models returned for another sexy photo shoot with a woman photographer who paired them up. Perry and Casey and Jacki and Stephanie were in same-sex photo shoots that steamed all the lenses up. At one point, Jacki cupped Stephanie’s naked breast. It made our husbands stand at attention.

This is not something we want the children to see at 9pm CST on a Thursday night. Geez!

Holly and Frankie had a tough time together. Holly’s religious beliefs got in the way…and the fact that she thinks Frankie is a real jerk. They left us cold…as did Aryn and Jake.

Ben and Katie got into it in front of the camera as did Ronnie and Shannon. Despite Ronnie’s homosexuality, he got ‘wood.’ (His word, not ours.) It was very hot…and something we will probably re-watch later.

On the runway, the contestants were paired with their photo-shoot partners and told to embody “Equestrian Fetish”. Now, that scared the living heck out of us because we googled the terms and well…some freaky stuff comes up. (Try it – for fun, but not at work and NOT if you’re under 18!)

Whips, cat ‘o’ nine tails and riding chaps were all used together. It was car-azy, y’all. Perry and Casey continued their dominance (pun totally intended) of the competition and blew everyone away with their homo-erotic chemistry. Considering they’re both straight males, we found their eros play very believable.

We just wonder how this got past the censors. This was way too hot even for basic cable TV…of course, we’re not saying we won’t continue to watch. We’ll just TiVo the episodes and watch ‘em after the kiddos go to bed.