Mo’Nique continues to try and teach the Charm School girls about how to be strong and independent women. The ladies keep dragging themselves down. They’re also not learning a damn thing about good manners. Courtney, aka Goldie, was expelled this week for not being more cutthroat and for wanting people to like her.

Instead, Larissa got to stay after calling Brooke a “white b*tch” and threatening to beat the living whatever out of her.

Now, that’s charming, right?

Of course, let’s get on with the recap. This week’s commandment was—you know what, I don’t remember the wording and I don’t care anymore. Mo’s commandments are whack. They girls had to learn how to make their own money. So, they met with some hippy-dippy lady who makes personalized perfumes. Three teams of three were chosen. Brooke, Larissa and Shay were the CEOs. They had to pick their teams. Brooke got saddled with Leilene and Darra ‘cuz no one else wanted ‘em. Larissa, who’s always such a breath of fresh air, told Leilene no one wanted her.

Charming, ain’t she?

Brooke, Darra and Leilene came up with a fantastic marketing plan. They used sex to sell. Darra was the self-proclaimed ‘pimp.’ Leilene and Brooke wore skinny black dresses. Leilene spritzed the perfume, which they named, Flavor of Love, on her breasteses. Their tactics worked and they won the day, selling over $400 in two hours, mostly to horny men,

But who cares. They won and were safe from elimination, right?

Larissa whose team was comprised of Courtney and Saaphyri decided to donate some of their proceeds to charity. However, not one of the three sold very much. They were dead last. This ticked Larissa off because, as CEO, she was on the chopping block. She started spewing venom at Brooke and her team, naturally.

It all came to a head after Brooke walked down the stairs while Larissa was on the phone with her man. Larissa accused Brooke of pulling out the chord on the phone as she came down the stairs. Brooke said she didn’t. I’m not sure and I don’t care. Larissa, in her characteristic way, went totally crazy and threatened to f*ck Pumkin up. She then went to Mo’Nique to tell on Brooke.

After Mo heard her side of the story, she told Larissa that she was wrong to threaten Brooke. Larissa apologized, but didn’t mean it. However, whatever she did was enough o keep her there.

Why, I don’t understand and I don’t care. I’m watching this train wreck ‘til the end, but I’m not sure why. I guess I’m hoping that the producers and Mo’Nique get a clue and figger out what Charm School is supposed to be about. Hopefully, no one gets physically hurt in the process.

Here’s everyone’s favorite “Anger-aholic”, Larissa, in action. She drops F-bombs like no one I’ve ever seen before: