The ladies—I use the term loosely—of Vh-1’s Charm School got a crash course in table etiquette last night to fulfill the requirements of Mo’Nique’s third commandment, “Thou Shalt Show Some Class.” Colette Swann was there to teach the ladies which fork to use when. Leilene seemed confused by this and asked a bunch of questions. However, she redeemed herself with a nice, heartfelt toast.

Heather, aka Nevaeh—that’s Heaven backwards—showed up to the session wearing red stripper shoes. Apparently, she didn’t get the memo. Although you wear Catholic school uniforms, this is not a real Catholic school. Leave the red, open-toed stripper shoes at home…and don’t wear socks with ‘em. Ever.

The ladies learn later that they are learning these things for a reason. They’ll be chatting with Andrew Firestone. Some will even eat dinner with the former Bachelor. Sounds crap-tastic. Apparently, he has a business meeting to conduct and wanted a skanky ho to help him out.

Before he arrives, Heather is upset because someone hid her expensive dresses. She cried and whined and played victim. Schatar giggled gleefully because she threw the gal off her game. Eventually Brooke found the dresses—some of hers were missing too—and Andrew arrived. He met with the gals in pairs of two and asked one of each to enjoy dinner with him.

When Schatar and Heather got to meet with Andrew, Schatar told Heather outright that she hid her dresses. Instead of focusing on the competition and the Bachelor, Heather looked like she wanted to cry. Andrew chose Schatar who lied her way through ‘til the end and won the competition which made her safe from elimination.

Brooke took the opportunity to put Schatar’s skanky, nasty drawers over her picture above the bed. What a classless way to get back at her, but did you really expect anything less?

While Schatar was out with Andrew, making a fool of herself…and dressed like a street-walker to boot…the rest of the gals had to cook lunch for Mo’Nique using recipes from Mo’Nique’s cookbook.

Leilene cried ‘cuz she can’t cook and took over an hour to go downstairs. By the time she got there, the rest of the girls were ticked off at her and almost through with the food. She ended up making grilled cheese. Saaphyri wasted no time at all telling Mo’Nique that Leilene didn’t cook. Tattletale.

In the end, it wasn’t Leilene who went home. In fact, she didn’t make it to the bottom three. Those slots were reserved for Heather the victim, Larissa the child and Cristal the self-centered one. Heather was expelled ‘cuz she annoyed Mo’Nique by never taking responsibility for her own actions and always looking to blame someone.

Sure, Heather is all that, but Schatar was such a jerk. She got away with her deviousness and was even ‘rewarded’ for it. That’s not very charming, now, is it?

Wanna catch Schatar, who's also a singer, in action? Um, okay. Here you go: