If you’re like me, you watch oodles of reality TV. You don’t have time for lengthy recaps and synopses. Besides, there are plenty of other sites out there that’ll do that for you.

At TeamRT, we’re a bit different. We prefer to give you some juicy tidbits from a variety of shows each week. Let’s call them the highlights, or lowlights depending upon the show.

Okay, here we go:

Armed & Famous – Erik Estrada, who used to play Ponch on CHiPs, was asked to sign an elderly gal’s breast. Oh yes! He was taken aback but offered to do so. Erik was further surprised when the lady pulled out the breast. Luckily, it was plastic…and not the implant kind.

Grease: You’re the One That I Want – Boy meets girl. Boy and girl perform in a way-off Broadway production of Grease. Girl comes to New York to make it on Broadway. Boy follows her. They both audition for this show … and the boy makes it. The girl, who promised she’d stand by him, storms out and dumps him in the middle of the street…literally. Oh boy!

I Love New York. New York, aka Tiffany Pollard, tells her suitors that she’s looking for a real love. So, she tells them to strip down to their skivvies and parade in front of her in a mangeant. After a lot of soul-searching, a bunch of cigarettes and alcohol, the ‘classy’ diva releases three more animals out into the wild.

Don’t believe me? Didn’t watch any of these shows? Wanna see 'em again? You can catch I Love New York online at the V-Spot and Armed & Famous at CBS.com. If you wanna read a full recap of Grease, do so here.