New York shocked her boys at the end of last episode by bringing Buddha back into her house. Although his return means more competition for the guys – because, let’s face it New York is feelin’ Buddha big time (who can blame her?) – they all sign a paper allowing him to return. Yes, even Tailor Made.

To celebrate, New York lets Buddha make the toast. He vows to “love, respect and honor New York.” Tailor Made, however, fears for his life. He decides to lift weights in case of another showdown with the muscular Buddha. This doesn’t go too well, but it sure is funny.

Buddha is thrilled to have the guys’ support. The Entertainer tells him it’s good to have him back and six out of seven ain’t bad. Of course he’s referring to the fact that Tailor Made isn’t happy to be sharing quarters with Buddha.

They get wind of their next challenge – the dudes have to create a meal for New York. Training them on how to please New York’s sensitive palate is … Mr. Boston. The guys have to prepare their dishes with his help and a cup of ranch dressing. Ugh!

Pretty puts it in his cheesecake batter. Yuck! Originally, we thought New York spitting into a pot was over the top, but…if someone’s gonna put ranch in a cheesecake, then all bets are off. Eeek! Punk doesn’t score any points for his bleu cheeseburger ‘cuz New York doesn’t like bleu cheese. Mr. Wise makes her some hot dogs and French fries. Yuck! The dude didn’t even hand-cut the fries. Tailor Made presents her with a salmon salad chock-full of caviar. Gross!

The Entertainer scores big points for his penne and garlic bread with New York. However, Sister Patterson is upset that his fare is far too fattening. Wolf’s fajitas go over well. New York calls them ‘divine.’ She chooses Wolf to go out on a solo date with her tomorrow. Sister Patterson gives Buddha the nod for his El Pollo de New York, a healthy chicken dish that tastes delish.

New York and Buddha meet in the living room for their date and begin making out. Tailor Made is upset watching this. They head up to her room for dinner and talk. New York tells him she’s really feeling him and mentions that it would be really f*cked up for him to be so big everywhere else and have a small member. (She said it so don’t blame us!) Buddha says she’s got nothing to fear and offers to give her some references in case she wants to check it out.

Then, they make out again. Afterwards, New York is all like, ‘you taste like Valentine’s Day chocolates’ and we laugh and are secretly jealous. Once the date’s over, New York says good night to the rest of the guys. She gropes Punk in the hall and gets a minute with Tailor Made. Tailor isn’t thrilled with their interaction so he decides to step up his game. The next day while she’s out on her date with Wolf, he has an expensive La Perla negligee delivered.

For their date, Wolf and New York go to the set of Nip/Tuck. New York has a cameo role as herself on the popular series. She’s excited to get this opportunity to act … as herself. Wolf fails to impress with his ‘bumpkin ways’ and the fart he passed which woke her up from her nap. (Hey we couldn’t even make this stuff up!) New York was “disgusted” and figures he did it on “purpose” to be nasty and rude to her.

Ummm…we think he did it on purpose too, but only because he ate some tuna tartare that didn’t agree with him.

Back at the house, New York chats with the guys before eliminations. Punk tells her he is falling in love with her which delights and scares her at the same time. She’s so complex. Then, she and Pretty get into it. He carries her upstairs which causes her to say to herself, “B*tch, you are so smart for putting panties on.”

She gets to her home and excitedly puts on Tailor Made’s gift. This is the major reason why the dude gets his chain first. She loves the ‘effort’ he’s putting into wooing her. Buddha is second. Punk is third. Pretty and The Entertainer go next. Finally, Wolf and Mr. Wise are left. We’re thinking Mr. Wise is a shoo-in to go home. The dude made her hot dogs and hasn’t made time to be alone with her. If she’s spewing about effort being important to her, then…he’s gotta go.

Unfortunately, the gas that Wolf passed was worse than Mr. Wise’s neglect. He didn’t get the chain. He feels New York was missing out on a lot…an obvious reference to the size of his manhood.

Catch a bonus scene with Mr. Boston here: