Reality TV is ever-changing. Sometimes, it’s hard to keep up, or at least write about what you’ve been watching. Since last Sunday, I’ve been super-busy watching and covering reality TV series for you. Yup! It’s a tough job, but I love doing it.
Here’s what went down on some of your favorites – and mine – this past week:
Surreal Life Fame Games – Vanilla Ice threw another tantrum after Pepa accused him of cheating. Verne Troyer got sent home.
The Girls Next Door – Holly had a Marie Antoinette theme party to celebrate her 27th. Kendra sat on the cake. Bridget helped Hef customize a golf cart for his main squeeze.
I Love New York – Tiffany eliminated Real because she didn’t want to come between the brothers. She met the remaining dudes’ moms. Sister Patterson offered Chance money to ditch Tiff and the competition, but Tiff didn’t believe that he’d have taken it. Tango, Chance and Tiff are heading to Mexico for the finale in two weeks time.
Pussycat Dolls Search for the Next Doll – Sisely had troubles ‘cuz everyone expected her to blow the Pat Benatar song out of the water in competition, but she didn’t…and snapped. Jonathan Antin, Robin’s baby bro and star of his own reality show called Blowout, showed up to give the gals skank-overs. Jaime got sent home since she wasn’t feeling her ‘persona’ now the Doll House is missing another kitty.
Survivor: Fiji – Jeff re-assembled the tribes. Most of the guys went to Ravu’s wasteland and bonded big time except for Anthony who felt like Cinderella and took a heaping helping of abuse, courtesy of Rocky. Earl, Yau-Man and Michelle moved on over to the lap of luxury and liked it. Lisi got sent to ExileIsland and will join Ravu next week. In the end, Ravu, which continued its losing streak despite being full of ‘strong, burly men’, sent Anthony packing.
America’s Next Top Model – Renee tried to make amends for her b*tchy behavior, but most of the girls aren’t buying her act. She had a killer photo shoot...portraying a corpse. So, too, did most of the girls. Felicia, the baby “Tyra”, got ditched since she looked too dead as a dead person. Go figure!
Top Design – The five remaining designers created a chef’s table for Top Chef judge, Tom Colicchio. Goil lost his mind and put a chandelier made of flowers in the room. Michael made oodles of “bad design choices” according to the judging panel and was sent home for his attitude as well as his penchant for “airport rugs.”
Listen to Sisely and her ‘crew’ warble “Heartbreaker” below: