It’s finally happened. Heather and Lacey, the alliance of the b*tches is ovah. The dastardly duo, who have masterminded the downfalls of many of the ladies in the house, have had a parting of the ways. This week, the ladies went on the road with Bret. They traveled in a tricked out tour bus to Las Vegas where Bret performed live.

They were all enthralled by his charismatic stage presence.

Afterwards, they got to hang with his back-up band for a bit. Lacey and Brandi M. got rip-roaring-stinking drunk. By the time Big John came to collect them and take them to Bret’s suite for a romantic dinner for five, the two of them could barely walk. During dinner, both Lacey and Brandi M. blew chunks. It totally ruined the vibe for Bret. Imagine that!

In the end, Bret chose Jes to spend the night with him. She helped both gals when they were sick and she didn’t need to. Bret liked the softer side of Jes. During their time alone, they talked and laughed and did a lot more than we know for sure. Let’s just say it seems as if Bret and Jes did the nasty.

The next day, Bret send Jes back to LA. What a classy way to ditch a b*tch after you’ve done her, right? Nah! Bret was just sure that he liked Jes enough to keep her around. He wanted to spend more time with the other ladies.

Unfortunately, Brandi M. was left alone with Heather and Lacey. She was hungover to boot. The gal admitted first thing in the morning that she knew, in her heart, that Bret wasn’t the right guy for her. This pissed Heather and Lacey off to no end. Heather is sure she wants Bret. So sure she got a tat of his name across her neck.

Heather decides not to tell Bret about Brandi while the two are having their massages. She urges Brandi to do the right thing and tell him herself. However, Brandi backtracks – she could totally be a politician – and tells Bret instead that she really cares about him. She told him last night after she threw up that she was falling for him, so we can see why Bret has no clue about her doubts.

Lacey, as usual, decides to clue him in. Bret isn’t sure who to believe. He tells Lacey that he’s not sure he can trust her. Finally. However, he does make the decision to send Brandi back to LA. He wants to have dinner with Lacey and Heather.

Dinner is a bit of an uncomfortable affair as Lacey makes it known that she will do anything to get a solo date with Bret. She even tells Bret that he’s had enough alone time with Heather and not so much with her. She needs this time with him to convince him of her honesty. Apparently, she is pretty good at convincing him of something because she not only gets the date, but she spends the night with Bret in Vegas.

We’re pretty sure he did the nasty with Lacey too. We’ve gotta hand to Bret. Two hot babes in two nights. He still does mighty well for himself.

Heather, as a result of Lacey’s one-up-man-ship, announces to the camera that the alliance is over. She is through with Lacey. Finally.

During eliminations, Bret lets Brandi M. go. He is angry because he feels like she played him. However, this came after Heather was like ‘just let me go’. She didn’t mean it. She was just upset that 1) Bret told her he wasn’t sure she could really commit to him because she was a dancer and a dancer hurt him before and 2) he hadn’t given her a pass already.

EVS, as the Aussie’s say. Let’s watch a clip from the show, shall we?