Bret Michaels is looking for a lady that he can have a “spiritual connection” with. He wants her to be ‘classy’ and talented. To that end, on this week’s “Rock of Love 2”, the Poison front man asked the ladies to show him their assets. Each gal got thirty seconds (or more if Bret liked what he saw) in a peep show style box.

Many of the ladies went for hard-core sex appeal like Angelique, aka “Frenchie”. The proud stripper made Bret some diabetic goodies and licked them off her naked breasts. Eek!

Peyton played a kiss-ass song on her guitar. Brett really enjoyed her performance. He also liked Daisy’s singing (and her really revealing dress.) We can tell Bret’s feeling Daisy in a big way. Both of these ladies won a date with him as did Ambre, the gal he almost ditched last episode.

Ambre wrapped herself up like a present and took off the wrapping slowly. It’s nice to see the 80s icon doesn’t get bowled over by clichés…much!

Other standouts included Kristy Joe who ironed for Bret while taking off her shit. Now that’s what we call talent.

Meanwhile, there’s some drama going on behind the scenes. Inna hears Sara say that she’s there on a dare. Well, what Sara actually said was that her friends didn’t think she’d do this and she told them, ‘watch me do it.’ Inna told Aubry who told Bret. Bret says that yes, honesty is important, but… “physical attraction and chemistry” come first. Glad to see his priorities are in order.

After the peep show, the VIP gals go to sleep. This ticks Bret off because he thinks that they’re taking their status too far and not working hard enough to get to know him. He tells Peyton to let them know he’s pissed and that tomorrow there will be an ‘old-fashioned dance-off’ to prove who really is feeling him.

If only the UN could solve their disputes this way.

The next morning, Peyton, Daisy and Ambre take off for their date with Bret. They ride motocross, ‘cuz Bret loves it. Each of the ladies does well and when we watch them sit down to eat with dirt on their faces, we realize that they are not as vain as we may have thought they were…especially Daisy.

During the meal, Peyton, Daisy and Bret talk about their love of music. Ambre is a bit quiet. Bret notices and skulks away with her for a chat. The two end up kissing and Bret marvels at her ability to give him “movement.”

While Bret’s gone, Jessica, Megan and Destiney make him a card to show him that they’re sorry for not showing up last night. They sit by his door in lingerie, waiting to give it to him. Meanwhile, Inna and Angelique set up the dance contest for Bret without being asked. They’re really stepping up their game. Bret lets them judge the other ladies.

They choose Roxy, Daisy and Destiney. The ladies get a special VIP pass which gives them the right to claim Bret’s attention whenever they want it…even if he’s chatting with another gal.

Wow! What a treat!

Now it’s time for elminations. Sara is called out for her ‘supposed dare.’ She never tells Bret she’s here for him, so he sends her home. He also ditches Niki and Korie, who couldn’t believe that Frenchie stayed longer than they did.
 
However, we’re betting Angelique’s not long for the house because of the awkward kiss she and Bret shared at the end.

Ooohh!