Evangelin won't win (Credit: Bravo TV)
Shear Genius is sheer drama, y’all. This week, Tabatha and Evangelin almost came to blows ‘cuz Evangelin wants to use hedge clippers to cut her clients’ hair. See, she won a challenge last week doing just that, and she’s sort of excited about her accomplishment. However, she totally took it to an extreme, and it ticked off the easily-angered Tabatha.
Danna had a fantastic week. She took top honors in the Short Cut Challenge in which the stylists had to create a day to night look. Dr. Boogie’s client got a mullet/mohawk look that was absolutely hideous. I’d have beaten his ass up if he did that to me. Linda Wells of Allure magazine was the judge, and she didn’t spare feelings when giving her critiques.
I love that about her.
Later on, the stylists got some pampering at a spa. Tabatha and Anthony bitched about the competition. Love it! Apparently, Tabatha hates Tyson even more than she hates Evangelin. She’s probably still cheesed off that Tyson considers her his biggest competition. Truthfully, she should be complimented. Tyson does seem arrogant, but…is Tabatha being too touchy? I’m not sure. Maybe we’ve lost something in the editing.
Anyway, at the Elimination Challenge, the stylists learn that they’ll be creating a red carpet hairdo for Vanessa Williams. Ben and Evangelin didn’t know what they were doing. Their hair looked all a mess. Dr. Boogie says he’s a pro at this. He’s done hair for celebs like Lisa Rea (?) and Kimora Lee Simmons, but he creates an ugly, v-shaped style that is supposed to match the necklace of Vanessa’s dress but just looks like something only a blind person would wear…and only if they didn’t give a damn about how they looked.
Everyone else did aiight to borrow a phrase from Big Dawg Randy Jackson, but I wasn’t feelin’ these hair styles except for Danna’s. Her model was beautiful and looked a little like Ms. Williams. The hair was soft and manageable, totally wearable. In the end, Vanessa chose Danna’s do.
Evangelin and Ben were in the bottom two which was not a surprise. Ben then started to laugh for some weird reason. Even he found it strange. Jaclyn announced that Evangelin was clipped. She gave a speech and said that she loved everyone there and couldn’t wait to go home to her babies.
Sayonara, sweetie!